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Mar. 30th, 2006 | 12:45 am
posted by: saucyrudolf in sleepysauce

I was locked in a dark room, because some woman down the hall was keeping me there. I don't know why. I saw here once, and she looked like she was 1000 pounds, and was also unclean. It was pretty gross. I was grossed out so much that I blocked that out of my mind, and the next time I saw her she was only 300 pounds, and had had a haircut.

There was also a point where there was a robot tracking my breathing patterns, to check if I was actually sleeping at nighttime. And it made my nervous so I started breathing really fast.


I escaped!

I flew an airplane.

I got pulled over by the "police" (Sylvia and Pacman, Hale's security guards), who questioned me for a bit and then let me go.

I chillaxed with Johnny Depp, and a guy who knew Capoera.

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